September 2009
25 Einträge
Sept. 30
“I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
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Sept. 18
Amazing Ways To Make PB&J
standverystill: A. - 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly B. - 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich,...
Sept. 18
“(480): Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it’s...”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
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Sept. 17
“(516): He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises...”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/recent/6
Sept. 17
Sept. 17
“(403): I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it’s like.”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/recent/4
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Sept. 16
196966554 (Lisi)
ich bin verwirrt und versuche mich an tumbler
Sept. 16